GAHHHH !!
INEEDSOMEONETOCHATWITHHH!!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY??!!

jannah ;D

jannah is so meannn!!
she says she hates EVERYBODY !!
hhmph, so she hates me.
so, what do i care ? ;P
bencibenci!!

i helped you tadiii jannah, remember?
u were like, terjatuh off the BANGKU and you would have broken ur HEADDDDD !!
thnk god i saved you kan?
jas-leen to the rescue !!

>>>> based on a current survey by jas-leen and eelynn, jannah has a 50% chance of breaking her head everytime we go out. sheesh.

ATTENTION , PEOPLEEEE !
JANNAH HATES EVERYONE,
PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.
OR FEAR THE WORST THAT MAY HAPPEN.
THANK YOU,
AND REMEMBER TO THANK ME FOR MY CONCERN :)

boredddd

GAHHHH !!!!!
SHIDDDDT.!!
OHH , FUNFUN, WHERE ARE YOU??

STALKERS

omg kamal has SOOO many stalkers.
stalker , stalker in oman, stalker 2 and NOW a 'kamal'sfan'
omgomg.
thats crazzzzyyy.
i wonder who they are?

chesss chesssss chest?

gahh !!
why am i so chess-obsessed???!!
gileeee.
kml hutang me MOREEEE now, riteriteee?

ohyeah, today, ms.nadia gave jannah a list of quotes from william shakespeare's plays.
so yiling and i circled everything thats FUN !!

there was, " the first thing we do, we kill all the lawyers " !! ohh besttt !!!
and there was LOTS abt MEN * as in, their personality , in LOVE , which we showed kamal.
and he was like " i'm not a man, i'm a BOY !!
gahaha. LOL.

the smiley club, organised by lynn :)

ATTENTION , PEOPLE OF 2 OMEGA !!

ATTENTION FROM JANNAH :
ZI KENT IS A CRAZY AND DELUDED INDIVIDUAL. HE WILL DIRTY YOUR MIND AND WILL CHECK EVEN FAIRYTALES FOR SX18 SCENES. HE IS CRAZY. CRAZY! RUN AWAAAAY!

he makes Enchanted sound like a porn movie. he said in his oh-so-super-apek-syle voice :
"You know that lady ah? In the Enchanted movie? She so beautifoo right? And sosexy."

dammittt. and zee thought i was crazy.

jas : kenken :)

curing kamal

jannah , lets try harder to cure kamal.
he needs more HARD SLAPPING.

i was so baik today,
i slapped him so few times,
but he cursed much more ,
so kamal, U HUTANG MEEE LOTSSS MOREEE !!

my day.

sheesh i hateee nafis.
bencibencibenci!!
u know kan? he always asks me to play chess with him ,
and i knoww laaaa , i'm stupid and slow,
and he just KEEPS COMPLAINING ABT THAT !!
benciiii !!
i'm not a PRO , okay? so just leave it !
during school hrs, everything was just okay laa.

after school, he walked with leeking and was complaining abt the way i play chess - slow laaaa , of course?!
i got so pissed , kay?
if i'm sooo SLOW and STUPID,
dont ask me to play with you laaa !! causee i'm not smart AND i need to think.
if you want a FAST game, play with kamal or someone else !!
dont go rub salt on the wound, cause i know i play sooo slow !
*sorry kamal :\ *

SHIDDDDTTT !!!!

and hazwan, i dont miss you :)
i know you missed me,
the piece of disturbance who likes to KACAU you,
named jaslyn , right?? ;D


kamal, bnyknye stalker youuuu :\
ohh i'm so jealous of them XD
who wants to know?
kamal got a letter from some people called TKFC.( i think )
and everyone named themselves as STALKER,
and wrote abt how they loved him.
there even was " i love the way you look after a football game "
GUH-ROSSS !! thats the time where he's full of MUD, SWEAT, AND GOD KNOWS, WHAT OTHER STUFF?!

ahh, nvm laa kamal.
I STILL LOVE YOU !!!!!
THEY CAN'T STEAL YOU FROM ME !!!
:) KAMAL'S MINE, STALKERS !! MINEEEE !!

kamal-dream :)

OHH GOSSSHHH.
i had a kamal-dream.
seriously.
remember , jannah? i told you kan?

one day, kamal and someone, whom i dont remember went swimming kat swimming pool , i was there too !!! ohh kamal hottt ;) haha. and then , kamal was DROWNING. so he screamed " jaslyn !! HELPPPPP !!! HELP MEEEEE !! " hahahahahahaha XD .. and you know? kamal's favourite phrase is " what do i care " or " so? " , right? LOL. so i shouted back at him , " what do i care? " pastu , kamal was screaming like an orang gileeeee. andd , HE DROWNED. oh pittayyyy. kesiannn kamal , ohh, i missed you after that ..

cutting ?

OKAYOKAY !!
I ADMIT IT !!
I DO cut myself,
but only when i'm depressed/stressed/pissed,
and i can't do anything about it !!
but i already promised lynn and leeking* that i wont do it ever again,
so i'll try and stick to my promise :\

*and jannah

omgomg :\

gahh !!
i'm so happy , so relieved.
i told lynn, and leeking :O
thnk GOD they didn't get mad,
or pissed ..
jnnh, thnk u ,
for taking that piece of glass,
and nafis :\ i hateee you ,
for taking my cutter.
nak potong the paper pun x boleh !!
i can't believe i threatened u , jnnh !!

how many times did i say this today?
OMG SORRRYYYYYYY...
i caused so much pain for everyone ..
GAHHH SORRYYYYY :(

thank u guys, for standing by me :)
I LOVE YOU , LYNN.
I LOVE YOU , JNNH.
I LOVE YOU , EVON.

ARGGHH, I LOVE YOU, EVERYONE ;D

NOoOo

gahhhhh
today-kannnn, omg,
yung meng walked past the place where i sit , kay.
i was sitting with jnnh..
pastu kann?
jnnh said " yungmengulikeeelynnrite? "
gahhhh !!
hahahaha.
pastu kannn.
he said " NOoOo "
the pitch was like up down up down ,
omg dat was so funny !!
and it is SO FUN LA HITTING KAMAL :)

OMG.
this is the worse day of my lifeeeeee :(

i appreciate ur help :-
jnnh,
nafis,
dash,
amir

:) thx for trying to make it work,
sorry that it didn't :[

KAMAL SAID " PLEASE !!!!! "

LOL.
ahahah, boringnyeeeee :\

is that really me?

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.

fatty , piggybank, jimmy , lee jia zhe , ah keong,
be my boyfriend??
plss plss??
ahahah.
i can't believe i wrote that on the class board,
more unbelievably,
lee said " YES "

hahahahahaha.

i hate my current life

u tau kan?
i'm not a GOOD FRIEND.
seriously.
i let my jealousy take over me so easily.
its hard for me, when i see something, i'll feel jealous,
but later i'll be fine again.

i hate myself.
FULL STOP.

HAPPY *EARLY* BIRTHDAY,LYNN!!

ahha,
since i didn't go to sabo lynn,
i didn't know what happened.
so i'll let jnnh do the talking ;)

jnnh : i think that lynn is super gullible and SUPER EASY TO FOOL!! LIKE, OMGG :D
happy birthday lynn! yes, i am the mastermind behind the "SABO LYNN PLOT". and jaslyn helped loads, but she couldnt make it to see the horror of a lynn. aww :(

so its like this. once upon a time on the 31 of june 2008, i suddenly had a thought. "OMG! lynns birthday is this july 19!!!" i said to jess. and she said "yeah!" and thats when we started plotting lynns attack. this is what i did.

1. i berpakat with jia huey to trick lynn. we tell her that jia hueys birthday is on the 18th.
2. she knew jia hueys REAL birthday, but we convinced her it was on the 18th.
3. i changed jia hueys birthday date in puteri's book (HAHA)
4. jess leen was told to tell everyone lynn asked that jia hueys bd was on the 18th.
5. we both ajak people for lynns attack. (ATTENTION! THIS WAS ON JULY 1!)
6. i told jabbar to shut up and not make it so obvious.
   

it wasnt. she was completely fooled. in the morning i had to bring this gigantic paper bag. it was super heavy! and then i had to come up of a way to hide it. so i ran to class and letak the horrible thing under nafis' desk, then i told nafis to shut up :)

oh no, at around 9 am our plan was having kinks! lynn actually bought jiahuey a birthday present. she said," its only proper adab to buy a present if you go to someones party!!" oh my godd, after lynn knew, we laughed like crazy.

after school.

i told lee king, jabbar, haziq and hariz to hurry to the pondok. i had to run after leeking to give him that paper bag. so, at that time lynn STILL didnt suspect anything! but i still crapped to throw her off, like, " GAAAAAH! OHMYGAHOHMYGAHOHMYGAAH!!" while jumping up and down hysterically. haha. im not that desperate, im just trying to piss the crap out of yuuh :)

so, we were walking out of the school. walk walk walk. then, " wheres jia huey?" lynn asked. i said," she pergi already lah! SO SHUT UPP!" and then. we reached the pondok. everyone i asked for was there. they were like, " hi lynn!" then we reached them and i grabbed lynn.

" GO GO GO GO!! " leeking pecahkan an egg on her. " WHAAAAAT?!" lynn menjerit, and i said, while gelak mcm nk mampus, " there IS NO JIAHUEYS BIRTHDAY PARTY! HER BIRTHDAY REALLY WAS ON 1 JUNE! WE PLANNED THIS EVEN BEFORE JULY!" and then we tepunged her, and 100 plused her, and EGGED HER! (thanks leeking for eggs :D) the 100 plus thing was stuupid, because evonia asked lynn to but her one at rehat, but evonia didnt drink it. lynn didnt know tht the 100 plus was gonna be used to murder her! WHAHAHA!

so. to make a long story short lynn looked terrible at the end. when hilmi came around i said,"WE KNOW WE ARE BUDAK BUDAK KEKURANGAN KASIH SAYANG!" and then gelak gilegileee. padan muka dia. then later nazrin came, and said," jannah, jannah, jannah!" i was tepunging lynn at that time and i myself wasnt the prettiest sight around. then he was cut short bcz someone threw tepung at lynns face. that was stuupid though :/

and then lets talk about kamal the two faced freak. he was FREAKING CLEAN OKAY.

I HATE YOU KAMAL! DONT YOU FORGET THAT!

but yeah, we got him. not directly. we stole his tie and i did the honours of wiping it all over lynn. man, that was awesome :) then AFTER that we tied his tie to a tree with ants! teeheeee. before he went home lynn was like," gimme a hug kamal!" and i said," yeah, cmere kamal! cze we loooooooooove you!"

"kamal, come here, i wanna talk to you!" kamal kamal kamaaaaaaal!

he emo sebab tie dia kena telur. pondan! PONDAN! kay moving on.

now about jabbar. and hariz. and leeking. im gonna KILL jabbar. he attcked me !(well, actually pdn muka myself becse i tepunged him in his face first ;P) he practically HIT my face with tepung okay! i could freaking feel the impact!then i was blinded and almost banged the lampost. again. serious deja vu. that happend before. :/

hariz and haziq stuck around for a while jea. what laaaah! i tried chasing him but he was way to fast and nazrin and zee were already looking at me with looks. so i threw the tepung at zee instead :) yay!

so all good things come to an end right?

shoot. i have to stop here byee

at times

at times you hurt me,
at times you make me HAPPY,
both with different personalities,
which is the real you?!

to kamal ;)

kamalkamal,
how i LOVEEE you ;)
LOL. ahaha XD

you always DO manage to hurt me ):

if i could,

if i could list out all the times you made me cry or feel hurt,
i should just grow a beard

- jaslyn -

shidddddtttttttttt !!

u know kannn??
today kannn??

after school, jabb was playing with my crutches, so i dared him to walk into the canteen and back using the crutches..
so he was showing off laaa ;)
and thennnn..
when he walked back..
u know, at the part where its SLIPPERY , GILEGILE SLIPPERY?
yeahh, that part.
so he was jumpingjumping, the way i use crutches,
and then , suddenly kn ....!!
the crutches sort of slid out , and he slipped,
and ALMOST jatuh tertiarap.
he fell on his knees !
and he screamed " shiddddddtttttttt !!"
ahahahahahaha, kelakar gleeee !!
so, youseeyousee?
crutches are DANGEROUS, KAY?
stop playing with them. XD
hmm,maybe when my leg's okay, i'll donate it to the class laaa ;)

* the horribles' *

OHMYGOD, EWWWWW !!

YOUSEEYOUSEE?
I'M BLINDED. ITS A HORRIBLE THING.. ARGHHH !!

1) Kamal's fav :-

RONALDINHO.

see the orang bugis?
EWWWWWW XD .

2. lynn's .

ROONEY.

i think i am seriously blinded.
lynn, how can you like him?!!!

ahaha, jenn, i bet u agree with me on this ;)

loveesss ;)

they take my breath away ;)

1. DAVID ARCHULETA - ARCHIE !!!!!

>>>> youseeyousee? the reason i'm obsessedddd??!!

TORRES EL FERNANDO !!
>>>>> perfection !!

* jaslyn dies and goes to heaven *

Life is VERY MEANINGFUL :\

i just learned today that life is very meaningful.. no matter what happens in life, we shouldn't give up.. life must go on !! oh god, i'm so sorry for all the times i said or even thought that life is meaningless, i'm sorry.. even if i just thought it for a second..

life has so much meaning !! we were born into this world for a REASON, i believe.

during i.k today, lynn and i were talking to *CACTUS about religion. suddenly, the topic changed , and we were suddenly talking about the topic , LIFE.

*Cactus was talking about how, for him, life is meaningless..

*Cactus : there's no use for me to even be here. might as well i just jump off the third floor of the school, if i die there won't be much difference.. even if i work hard now, in the end i will die , so only my children and grandchildren can enjoy everything .. when i'm old, i'll get sick and in the end i will die. "

>>>> yea, everyone will die in the end. but before you die, don't you want your wife, your children, your grandchildren, your family to have a better life? or do you want them to suffer because you weren't successful enough?! life has meaning, its just the way you live your life..!! if your life feels meaningless, TURN IT AROUND. you have to change it for yourself..!!! make your life have meaning .. god created you for a reason !!

*Cactus : even if i talk to god, He DOESN'T ANSWER !! and i'm just only ONE PERSON , and there are millions of people in this world. even if i am gone, it doesn't make a difference, i'm just ONE PERSON !!

>>>> have faith in god, and he will answer in his own time !! if you don't have faith , god won't answer !! god can help you through everything !! god put you in this world for a reason !! he didn't create you just so you could live, and then DIE. NOOOO !! thats not your purpose !! for us christians, god is always with us, and i'll bet he heard everything that *cactus just said, and is feeling very hurt. although things don't always work out the way we want it, we should know that god gave us a CHOICE. everything we do is by CHOICE. it isn't that He has decided on what happens , he just KNOWS. he gives us choices, but some of us only choose the wrong one. in the end, we blame Him.

>>>>>>> everything we do has a meaning.. imagine us 30, 40, 50 years later .. and all we have of our teenage life is MEMORIES. everything we have is only in our mind, we can't repeat it OVER AND OVER again. so , we should cherish it !!

then, the topic turned to his parents .

Me: do you love your parents or do you hate them?

*Cactus : they locked my comp.!

>>>>>>>> ohhmyygooddd, he hates his parents just because they locked his comp?! i can tell u guys out there, for those of you , your parents stay with you, spare their time to scold you, take time to teach you right from wrong, take things from you , these are GOOD. you should understand, that some parents never take time to be with their children, they spoil their children with stuff, but they never take time to give their children LOVE. LOVE is the most important thing in a family, not ITEMS, STUFF.!!!!

Me: if your parents didn't want you , they wouldn't have given brith to you in the 1st place !!

*Cactus : how would they have known that i would have come out? they might have imagined someone better , like ...

Me: But they still took care of you till now, rite? You're not living in a RUMAH ANAK YATIM, are you? you see, they still care for you. if not you'll be living in a rumah anak yatim now !! but you have a home, a place to live in, food, clothes, a bed to sleep in, they send you to school !! dont you know how lucky you are ?!!!!!

>>>>>>>>> it was so hard to talk to him, listening to him talking abt how life has no meaning .. after all the advice that lynn and i gave him , i hope he takes it ): its just so baddd that someone is thinking that way !!! so stressed =.='' ..

hmm, i hope he changes his thoughts .... ;( i need to praypraypray ..

* Names have been changed to protect privacy.
# guys, i'm sorry for being so *religious* in this post, but its just what i feel ):

SORRY. :(

* laughs hysterically *

jnnh laughs hysterically cos ........ ?
hmm, what?

jenn jenn, DAVID COOK IS HOMOSEXUALLY GAY !!!!! YAYYY !!

sorry, jenn. i dont get how u can adore him .. * pukes *

jannah, i hate taufik !!! GAY GLEEE !!

XD

of all times, shamin ( u know, the form 5 prefect ) must go fracture his leg ryte now. sheesh. STOP SAYING WE'RE MATCHING !!! AND STOP CALLING ME HIS GIRLFRIEND !! AHAH. its so weirddddddddddd... haha, bonnie, STOPSTOPSTOP.

lets buat perbandingan :

jaslyn
hurt leg : right
colour of cast : plain
date hurt : 14th June 2008.

shamin
hurt leg : left
colour of cast : dark blue
date hurt : 5th or 6th July 2008

hah, not similar. LOL. sorry, i'm boreddd ;D

STUPIDEST GUY EVER !!

haha, u know that chinese guy that i told u guys abt? the irritating one? turns out that he asked lynn for her number yesterday. so she gave him - 012-3456789. he went back and he seriously tried it out. and today , he saw lynn and went to her and said in chinese . " the number is fake, FAKE. " too badd i wasn't there. i just heard it from lynn. thts so stupidddddd !! arghhh haha. LOL. kn , jnnh? stupid gleeee... XD

haha, jnnh fell from the kerusi today. leeking, nafis, and lee also broke dash's kerusi . LOL.

THE KAMAL FILES !! XD

lol, i copied this from jannah's bloggg .. sorry jnnh !! i just couldn't help it ;D


THE KAMAL FILES !
request of.. kamal!


name : KAMAL SURIA BINTI ASRI RAJA
age : 13
birthday : 21 december?
school : SMKBJ
favourite school tie : the green one :D
favourite sayings : pfft... lolz... OMG I FOUND OUT WHAT FONT KAMAL USED!
favourite gay : haziq! (sorry hzq!)
favourite smiley : ;D
errh. WHAT ARE THE OTHER THINGS WE ASKED KAMAL JESS?! terlupaaa.
favourite prs : ASK KAMAL!! hahaahahahah! bullyy!
favourite pengawas : jaslynnn !!! yayyy !!
favourite food : ________ ? laterlah, lupa.
favourite blog : jnnh's !! WAHAHAHAHA
dream girlfriend : MILEY CYRUS. * jnnh pukes *
tempoh flu : 2 weeks
is it spreadable? : YEAH IT IS! HE SPREADED IT TO ME!
favourite picture : his IC picture! OMG!
known as : the emoest person around. kamal is gedik too! vote kamal as form 2 guy of the year! go kamal!
has a : bugis look -_______- taufik copycat! benci gile.
hates : his sister for wrecking his life, and sushi
loveees♥ : rukilawati! NO NO ROSITAH! YAY!
favourite subject : ill ask him tmrw
favourite show : mythbusters! its awesome!

kamal is a human. he suffers from emotional complexity and is the creator of , "youre cruel! CRUEL!!" hahahaha XD and, err. he gets sick SO MUCH. what a pathetic ketua. he has a phobia of rositah but he still tak hantar his seni! he likes to sleep in class, and moan, and grumble and sit around moodily somedays. but other days hes perfectly gay.
( stolen from jannah )

- let me add something, kamal is seriously emo, although he doesn't admit it, kn? ask him to take a are-u-emo quiz ( which i did ) and it'll come back POSITIVE. haha ;D

wthwth?!!

i still need crutches??
omg, wth ?!!!!
i'm sick of this , sheesh.

L-O-N-E-L-Y

i just wish that things would turn out better.. i'm feeling down recently , cause of some stuff that has happened..

argghh , i'm lonely.. feel left out .. why?

ahha, i feel baddd.. hope no one reads this post.. );

euro fever affecting me :) hehe

lalala... ;) I watched euro final between spain n germany .. so I slept at 11 sumthing 29/6 and woke up at 2.15 a.m. 30/6. Ohh yeah, the results !! champions of euro 2008 is ………

SPAIN!! YEAHHHH !!!!! GOOO SPAIN!!! I HEART SPAIN!! LOL. I think dats enough.

Ohhkay, so around the 33^rd minute , torres was one-on-one with whats-his-name-again? I forgot. Sorry. So, back to the game. So the goalkeeper was running forward to get the ball, and torres goaled it in!! GOALLLLLL!! I screamed. Seriously. At abt 3 sumthing in the morning .. its fun laa watching football on my own. I can curse , cheer , etcetc. LOL. I can tell u guys, i was shocked by my actions !! i must be maddddd !! i went frantic ;D hahaha ..

So, I’m celebrating spain’s win over germany !! yayyyyy!! *drops dead*

Btw, guys. Plss don’t give me tht “ u watched? ” look. Its so annoying laaaa XD

i am stupid, haha. LOL. obsessed with fernando torres !!

- that killer smile - ;)



torres torres torres !! sorry guys.. LOL.