since i didn't go to sabo lynn,
i didn't know what happened.
so i'll let jnnh do the talking ;)
jnnh : i think that lynn is super gullible and SUPER EASY TO FOOL!! LIKE, OMGG :D
happy birthday lynn! yes, i am the mastermind behind the "SABO LYNN PLOT". and jaslyn helped loads, but she couldnt make it to see the horror of a lynn. aww :(
so its like this. once upon a time on the 31 of june 2008, i suddenly had a thought. "OMG! lynns birthday is this july 19!!!" i said to jess. and she said "yeah!" and thats when we started plotting lynns attack. this is what i did.
- i berpakat with jia huey to trick lynn. we tell her that jia hueys birthday is on the 18th.
- she knew jia hueys REAL birthday, but we convinced her it was on the 18th.
- i changed jia hueys birthday date in puteri's book (HAHA)
- jess leen was told to tell everyone lynn asked that jia hueys bd was on the 18th.
- we both ajak people for lynns attack. (ATTENTION! THIS WAS ON JULY 1!)
- i told jabbar to shut up and not make it so obvious.
it wasnt. she was completely fooled. in the morning i had to bring this gigantic paper bag. it was super heavy! and then i had to come up of a way to hide it. so i ran to class and letak the horrible thing under nafis' desk, then i told nafis to shut up :)
oh no, at around 9 am our plan was having kinks! lynn actually bought jiahuey a birthday present. she said," its only proper adab to buy a present if you go to someones party!!" oh my godd, after lynn knew, we laughed like crazy.
after school.
i told lee king, jabbar, haziq and hariz to hurry to the pondok. i had to run after leeking to give him that paper bag. so, at that time lynn STILL didnt suspect anything! but i still crapped to throw her off, like, " GAAAAAH! OHMYGAHOHMYGAHOHMYGAAH!!" while jumping up and down hysterically. haha. im not that desperate, im just trying to piss the crap out of yuuh :)
so, we were walking out of the school. walk walk walk. then, " wheres jia huey?" lynn asked. i said," she pergi already lah! SO SHUT UPP!" and then. we reached the pondok. everyone i asked for was there. they were like, " hi lynn!" then we reached them and i grabbed lynn.
" GO GO GO GO!! " leeking pecahkan an egg on her. " WHAAAAAT?!" lynn menjerit, and i said, while gelak mcm nk mampus, " there IS NO JIAHUEYS BIRTHDAY PARTY! HER BIRTHDAY REALLY WAS ON 1 JUNE! WE PLANNED THIS EVEN BEFORE JULY!" and then we tepunged her, and 100 plused her, and EGGED HER! (thanks leeking for eggs :D) the 100 plus thing was stuupid, because evonia asked lynn to but her one at rehat, but evonia didnt drink it. lynn didnt know tht the 100 plus was gonna be used to murder her! WHAHAHA!
so. to make a long story short lynn looked terrible at the end. when hilmi came around i said,"WE KNOW WE ARE BUDAK BUDAK KEKURANGAN KASIH SAYANG!" and then gelak gilegileee. padan muka dia. then later nazrin came, and said," jannah, jannah, jannah!" i was tepunging lynn at that time and i myself wasnt the prettiest sight around. then he was cut short bcz someone threw tepung at lynns face. that was stuupid though :/
and then lets talk about kamal the two faced freak. he was FREAKING CLEAN OKAY.
I HATE YOU KAMAL! DONT YOU FORGET THAT!
but yeah, we got him. not directly. we stole his tie and i did the honours of wiping it all over lynn. man, that was awesome :) then AFTER that we tied his tie to a tree with ants! teeheeee. before he went home lynn was like," gimme a hug kamal!" and i said," yeah, cmere kamal! cze we loooooooooove you!"
"kamal, come here, i wanna talk to you!" kamal kamal kamaaaaaaal!
he emo sebab tie dia kena telur. pondan! PONDAN! kay moving on.
now about jabbar. and hariz. and leeking. im gonna KILL jabbar. he attcked me !(well, actually pdn muka myself becse i tepunged him in his face first ;P) he practically HIT my face with tepung okay! i could freaking feel the impact!then i was blinded and almost banged the lampost. again. serious deja vu. that happend before. :/
hariz and haziq stuck around for a while jea. what laaaah! i tried chasing him but he was way to fast and nazrin and zee were already looking at me with looks. so i threw the tepung at zee instead :) yay!
so all good things come to an end right?
No comments:
Post a Comment